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A small squad arrives at Cobra Headquarters...
with hostages.
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"WHOA DUDE! These Hydrofoil engines rock!"
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"DUDE, SLOW DOWN!! The entrance is right there!!!"
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Lampreys #1: "Man, I told your a$$ that it'd be okay...
I'm the best driver we got."
Lampreys #2: "Yeah, but dude... One of the hostages
fell overboard and hit his head on that big protruding rock back there. He's got to be dead..."
Lampreys #1: "So what? No one will care..."
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AVAC:
"Dammit! Tell those bastards to start slowing down earlier when they approach the entrance. One
of those f#cking morons is going to get someone killed!"
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"And would someone PLEASE put me in contact with Cobra Commander!
This is taking entirely too long!! He should have met Bin Jenkins and been back by now.
We need Bin Jenkins' weapon badly, because this piece-of-$hit that Destro sold me is worthless."
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A few hours later...
at checkpoint 7.
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Firefly and Cobra Commander discuss Firefly's latest intelligence
photos...
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"Well done, saboteur.
Now we can locate that a$$hole bin Jenkins and buy his $hit -and GIJoe will finally be history once and for all!
BWWAAAHAHAAAHAA!!!!
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"Hey man... Did you hear Firefly telling Cobra Commander about that ranger
he saw in the mountains? He said that the guy's tank had run out of batteries and he
was standing around talking to a big rock. GIJoes are such losers..."
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A few hours later...
near the mountains.
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"JEEZUS AITCH CHRIST! It's damn near 2:30
and we aren't even close. Can't these slow-a$$ m#thaf#ckin HISS tanks go any goddam faster??!??!!"
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Thirty minutes later...
in the mountains.
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Osama bin Jenkins is approached by a dark figure, and prepares to demonstrate the weapon.
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"Doo-eee hafadeel, padnuh??"
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"They don't call it 'Destro's Deals' for nothing, bitch...
And how about I give you these bullets instead of the five bucks?"
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